If you don't think I am crazy for eating spinach smoothies, running in the hot Phoenix sun, or for wanting an unmedicated homebirth, then you might think I am crazy because I am bugging my husband to have healthy sperm.
*Seriously. Like the other day I saw him with his laptop on his lap. I only had a minor freak out when I said, "you have no idea what kind of crazy radiation is going to your sperm right now, get that off your lap!"
*I also bought him a ginormous bottle of folic acid about 5 months ago. I heard from a colleague that it makes "super healthy sperm." Uh yes, I want that.
*No "tighty whities." I don't want the sperm to get too hot.
*Take your omega 3 fish oils daily, if it helps baby's brain develop then it must help sperm too.
*No alcohol or smoking (we don't ever do that anyway).
I haven't made him diet or try to lose weight like that, come on, I don't want to give him a complex.
Oh, he might already have one (a complex) you say? Yeah, probably, like I might just be using him for his sperm...
But how could I not want more when he has helped me make 2 amazing beautiful daughters already?
1 comment:
hahaha...love this. so funny. but seriously...such important facts!!
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